Ozzy Man Reviews: WTF Happened in May 2017


Astonishing shit definitely happened
during May. I’m personally happy because it started to look like we’re living in a sci-fi movie. It’s about fucking time to be
honest. Labradors have taken over news
organisations. Humans put up very little resistance. She’s like “it’s doing a
better job than me”. People who believe the earth is flat made a comeback during May. I guess it’s as good a time as any for
this belief system to respawn. “Well I just got kicked out of Starbucks for
asking NASA employee questions” Kev Spacey and Gordo Ramsey had a swear off but the whole thing was fucking censored.That makes these wankers
fucking amateurs when you fucking think about it. You’re not a fucking king of swearing if you let a bunch of dickheads and fuckwits censor you. Fuck that to hell and back! I have now ruined all bloody
advertising revenue for this fucking video. I don’t give a fuck can you’s all
support me on Patreon? Thanks, you cunts. The world has gone batshit crazy over
fidget spinners. I don’t get it and I’m old, this probably means I’m fucking scared of them overall I would prefer to see yo-yos with a brain trending. And I am more comfortable around hacky sacks. I don’t understand how hacky sacks have
gone out of fashion with young folk and give me a fucking Tamagotchi to feed
anytime bloody fidget spinners. You know what I want to see – a young person hobby horsing while using a fidget spinner. There’s Jake Paul. He’s like I have a
fancy watch and here’s my fancy car, My fuckin fancy car, look at my fancy car In all seriousness I’d like to give this bloke a big fuck yes for helping people
during the Manchester bombing. “Cos I’m homeless it doesn’t mean I haven’t got a heart and I’m not human still you know what I mean. They needed the help.” Coppers in Australia are now helping drunk people get to their bed. This could be a huge turning
point for civilisation. Police in China have been helping old people cross the road, so there is some good news out there from time to time. Overall I guess
the world is just full of the good, the bad and the ugly. oh yeah nah cheers for
watching the YouTube channel everyone I might be a bit late with the WTF
happened in June next month as I will be at VidCon in California and then I’m
going to do some road tripping across Canada but don’t panic I will get to it
in time Cheers

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